CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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