What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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