Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
