What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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