Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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