Barsexuality is the new black.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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