I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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