I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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