as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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