There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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