is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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