I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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