did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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