This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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