HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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