the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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