I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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