Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I want to make a zoo with you.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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