you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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