would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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