He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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