I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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