You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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