he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he was CRYING into my vagina
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think my nap took me to another dimension
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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