i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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