dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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