i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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