i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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