White coat. Heels.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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