Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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