Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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