small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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