Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Randomize
