id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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