i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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