porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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