I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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