Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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