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fine only cuz shes asian
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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