Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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