so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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