what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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