i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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