She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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