Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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