Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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