New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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