yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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