Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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