yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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