Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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