Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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