I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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