new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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