I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
