drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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