Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The best revenge is premature balding
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
