I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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