So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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