i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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